2007 Achievements

As it is the start of the New Year the Illuminati would like to take some time to recognize the efforts and achievements of some of its key projects. Although we cannot name the organizers of these projects we can show the top five most effective projects. This has been one of our most successful years in history in both creating new spheres of influence and helping to entrench ourselves in established social, economic and military aspects of the global community.

5. Media Control

Continued control of the media is an important aspect of our current goals. We would like to thank the media department for continuing their outstanding efforts. The public has very little perspective on the state of the rest of the world. The poor continue to be poor and millions continue to die from preventable disease. Giving the same televised and print priority to much less socially consequential stories has continued to keep the public in the dark about any real problems. Some key decisions made by the media department include continuing comprehensive coverage of the Natalie Holloway case, as well as the promotion of Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton as newsworthy items. The coverage of the US presidential race has also been well orchestrated. Although the outcome has been predetermined, the coverage seems real and important even though it is ultimately unimportant.

4. US Presidential Election

Creating a convincing election process in the Illuminati’s largest and most advanced region is a difficult task. The special team put together for the US presidential election has done an exceptional job. After selecting the candidates based on predetermined criteria and preselecting the ultimate winner they have coordinated well with the media department to create an impressive charade. Choosing to include a woman candidate and a minority candidate has made for exceptionally high visibility but there are a number of other notable participants. We believe that the current team, made of both new members and election team veterans, will continue to run a show on par with those of the past.

3. Voluntary Population Submission

Our Social Engineering Department (SED) continues to impress. The gentle shift from group social interaction to solitary interaction greatly sped up in 2007. The heavy promotion and development of video games and Internet based technology has helped remove a large portion of the population from traditional social lifestyles. These themes are being pushed worldwide; as people are separated from society they are much more complacent and easily controlled. They are far less likely to revolt against changes to their current adjusted behavior. This has been a very effective means of reducing opposition to all kinds of activity.

2. Control Model Shift

Although there has been some internal resistance to change, a shift from a Christian model of control to a nationalistic model of control has been effective. SED has done an excellent job with the transition. After coordinating various terror activities in the early 2000s a shift has been affected to ensure control is maintained. This is done by adjusting viewpoints from a weakening religious viewpoint to a more easily established nationalistic view.

1. Enemy Creation

Of course much of this change would be ineffective without an enemy. The enemy is the pivot with which to institute change. Again, SED has done an exceptional job developing our current enemy. They recognized the need in the early 1980s when models predicted the weakening of the “communist” model. They have created an equally difficult to define “terrorist” model. The seeds that were planted many years ago are now growing into a fine crop. With an enemy to fight, an element of fear can be added to any changes that need to be implemented. If a new measure of control may get some public opposition, terrorism will help push it through. This has allowed for a significant increase in global population control and tracking. With this new enemy also comes a great number of revenue streams for the Illuminati to take advantage of. The effort has earned our benefactors countless billions.

Good job to all of our members, continue to keep up the good work!